YOU PROBABLY SAW THE SCREAMING TABLOID HEADLINES WHILE STANDING IN LINE AT THE SUPERMARKET: “YAK ENGINEERS STEAL ALIEN TECHNOLOGY FROM AREA 51 FOR CARGO BOX.” WELL, WE’D LIKE TO SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT. WE DID NOT STEAL ANY ALIEN TECHNOLOGY FOR OUR AMAZING CARGO BOX. THEY GAVE US THE TECHNOLOGY VOLUNTARILY.
